Daughter: Don’t be a turkey when running 5K




The Drumstick Dash is a 5K Thanksgiving morning run/walk in which thousands of slightly deranged people brave the cold and nearly freeze to death, thereby demonstrating solidarity with the Pilgrims. All I really needed to know, I learned in the Drumstick Dash:

People are more jovial when their heads are stuffed into plush turkey cavities, with artificial wings flapping beside their ears and two large furry drumsticks jutting into the air.

If everyone else wore artificial turkeys on their heads, you might want to, too.

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