Column: Holiday gifts you never knew you wished for

Happy holidays, everyone.

I know we’re still two months away from Santa’s visit, but no one told my mailman, or the companies that already have sent me over a dozen catalogs with gift-giving ideas.

Can you guess which of the following items are legit and which ones I made up? Read on, to find out.

Remote-control candles: What a dreamy idea. Instead of an aromatic wax candle to set a romantic mood, you dig around in the sofa cushions looking for a remote to click on the artificial illumination. The ad says the LED lights last 100,000 hours, which is more snuggling than I had in mind for the rest of my life.

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